“It works. I proved it. I was much younger and seeing my doctor. While taking my blood pressure. His huge-breasted assistant embarrassed me by shoving my arm under hers – pressing me against her.”
“Hm, your BP’s high.”
Of course it is, I thought. “Having heard that this worked, I answered, “Give me a moment and let’s try again.” She smiled and studied her clipboard.
I closed my eyes, took three deep breaths and slowly released each while envisioning floating on thick air – completely at peace.”
“Wow! Did you just nod off? Your BP is perfect now.”