The T-Swing Adventure

Image note:  I had all but given up trying to find an image of this wonderful playground device but reached out to a group of folks who also grew up nearby and Patricia Wong Dewey came through for me.  The original T-Swing depicted in this story is shown below in the upper left corner of a photo from her collection.  The photo is dark, but look in the highlighted box and you’ll see it. I decided to keep my hacked together image above because it better demonstrates both how we used and how much our beloved victims “loved” their rides.  Here’s my account of this great contraption.


Young teenage boys are often struggling with balancing the drive of two or more forces from deep within our souls.  For the purpose of this memory, I’ll call out just a couple: one is the drive for epic, adrenaline-laced adventures because we had to collect as many great shocking memories as we could before our bodies became breakable and the second is that we knew academically that we can actually die so had live life a bit more carefully than we would have otherwise chosen.

The third drive is of course, this our new-found attraction to girls.  You know this one well and you also know how it results in all kinds of actions with unintended side effects.  This story only touches on this third drive, but arguably made it a lot more fun.

For longer than I’ve been alive, our side of Petaluma has maintained a large city park named, McNear Park, named for a famous founding family.  In 1971-73, this park had a unique and (if used correctly – epic) type of swing. We all know that regular swings can result is some pretty creative uses but if they were used as intended they were pretty safe.

Arguably, the swing at the center of this story, had no safe use.  It could only really be used as a thrill ride because, well, we could not figure out any other way to use it.  As we used it, it was the most awesome swing ever, and should have been installed with nearby recovery areas, with soothing music, coloring books and looping videos of snowflakes gently drifting down against a peaceful river and valley landscape.

I tried to find an official name for this swing, but, as near as I can tell, all pubic information about this swing has been purged from the internet – perhaps by insurance lawyers who were in a lather to erase liability for several great wipe-outs that should have, yea must have, cost them millions of dollars.  So, except for this story, all memory of this swing has been scrubbed from history or perhaps only available on the dark web – where I’ve never been.

We called it a T-Swing because that’s what it looked like:

  • T-swing 1One heavy vertical post in the center, reaching about 12 feet high,
  • One horizontal, spring-loaded, support cross arm for the top of the “T” that both flexed a bit like a teeter-totter and rotated around the main vertical post,
  • Two swings hanging at either ends of the “T”,
  • All designed so the swings could “gently” rotate around the center post.

Really?  Someone actually thought this swing would be used “gently” when even the most modest circular velocity would pull the rider out away from the center post and leave her hanging on to the inner seat chain to keep from falling out.  They were so mistaken…

We did not use it as designed of course.  Our chosen method took full advantage of the easy access to scary levels of centrifugal force for the epic experiences described below.  Here’s what we did:

  • Starting with a completely stationary swing, we put a beloved victim in one swing, and had her just sit there. And yes, it was best if she had never seen the T-Swing in use before and already trusted you to some degree.
  • We assured her of her safety – because normally, she already doubted it.
  • Then a runner, put his stomach into the seat of the other swing and moved to the center post, grabbed it and started pulling his swing around it. The runner would speed up as fast as he was able. The beloved victim’s swing, of course would follow around at a proportionally increasing speed and altitude.
  • When the runner got her going pretty fast (as judged by the degree of distress noises the beloved victim emitted and the nearly parallel angle she was swinging at compared to the ground) it was time for the fun to really begin.
  • The runner would then let go of the center post and run, with the swing still in his stomach, as far from the post as he could get in few seconds because,
  • When the inertia of the flying beloved victim caught up with him, all her momentum was immediately transferred from her to the runner and he shot off at an amazing rate of speed, sometimes sailing well above a parallel to the ground trajectory.
  • The victim, now with no momentum, almost stopped in midair and instantly swung down to the ground.
  • She could be excused for thinking the ride was over, but then the in-flight runner-now flyer, caught up with her and the great transfer of momentum reversed itself.
  • She normally started screaming at this point as she launched to almost match her original speed while the runner dropped to a near stop. The acceleration was really surprisingly fast and this transfer of energy went back and forth several times until everything slowed and stopped or…
  • The runner staggered back to the post before the beloved victim could jump free and stagger off to safety and started the whole process over again, because once the runner started to circle the center post, the beloved victim was quickly too high for a safe jump to freedom.

t-swing girlFor most of us, about 3 cycles left both the runner and beloved victim dazed and out of breath.  She might also complain of mild stomach distress to match an unusual facial skin color. Some of us were threatened with terrible sounding types of revenge by beloved victims who had often needed to sit down before they fell down while making random bubbling burp-like noises.

After only a few years – this great swing tragically disappeared for some reason. But for the survivors – it created some great memories.  Many generations of children and teenagers have been denied the epic ride available on the T-Swing, but perhaps lived longer.

McNear Park is still there. The trees are much larger and beautiful. The sand filled play area is still there, but it is now filled with shiny new and REALLY boring toys.

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6 thoughts on “The T-Swing Adventure

  1. I loved that T-swing! I think that this (your story) is the only story I’ve ever read about the T- Swing. Thanks for bringing up the memories.
    It was so cool, I remember that we found a way to ride with two people instead of needing a third person to pull to ride. My friend would sit in one seat and I would pull the empty swing with all my might while my other hand securely guided me around the center pole, then when my friend was sailing high in the air going as fast as I could make her go, I’d quickly jump in that vacant swing with only seconds before it launched with (wahoo) or without me, (ouch)! We learned to get on quick and ride or potentially really get hurt! The thrill! Wahoo either way! Those days, we all (lived) and learned!
    Mc Near Park also had a huge wood barrel house contraption that was hard to spin and you we’re supposed to walk through it. The older teens could touch their hands on the top of the barrel and I’d watch their friends go upside down in it, occasionally falling. I was too short at the time so it wasn’t much fun, but I anticipated growing. Unfortunately, the city obviously, also, saw that too, as a liability. I think It lasted about as long as the T Swing. Any stories revolving around that?

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    1. Hi Evelyn. Thanks for stopping by and give you my story to read. I completely missed out on the barrel ride at McNair but remember that the San Francisco fun house had one for many years and I was impressed at how easy it was to die in that thing. Loved playing with it. Yeah we had to be tougher about having fun in those days. Thanks for stopping by and sharing the memory.


    1. Hi PG. I get that. When I told my kids about it, I got that same result. Read them my story and see if they still would be willing to take it for a spin. On the other hand, if I could go back for a day with my friends – we would be all over that thing.
      Thanks for giving my story a read and I’m glad it brought back some great memories.


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